Music Jokes

1.In the midst of a concert,vocalist got sore throat and became silent.

Utilizing this opportunity the violinist played a solo concert and was happy..Ha!Ha!.

2.In a  concert,Bhagavathar raised his hands up and was still trying.

One said ,"No chance'Ha!Ha!

3.in a concert ,Vocalist made all mannerisms with his hands.The violinis keeping a distance said ,"So near,yet far" .Ha!Ha!

4.vocalist sang"Vendaam Vendave Vendam"

One said Ok,Ok.

5.Vocalist sangVaathapikana""

When swara singing ,he sang 

Vaa,Thaa repeatedly.

One said ,"definitely we will give."Ha!Ha

6.A lady vocalist came full of Make Up.

One front row mami said "One more bit of make up,she will equal Nayanthara.Ha!Ha!

7.A vocalist sang "Jeevitham

Ennathu!

One said "You realised,Ok Ok.Ha!Ha!

8. "A vocalist sang"Eppavum Naan Un Koode!

One said"Vendave Vendaam"Ha!Ha!

Divine Digest.

1.God is Ominiprescent.

2God is  omniscient.

3.God is Ubiquitous

4.Rome was not built in a day.

5.Be a Roman ,When you are in Rome.

6High hills grow less as we ascend them.

7.Slow and steady win the race 

8.Hot words never pays.

9.Life is wonder.

10 Span of life is very short..

11.Hurry,Worry,and Hot curry

not good 

12.Play well,Eate well ,Sleep well and study well.(for children)

13.Shine or shower,

      Shines and shines

      Music only.

14.God,s actions are wonders only.

15.Never quarrel with anybody.

16.Kindness rule the world.

17.Soft words always pay.

18.Music is beyond boundry.

19.Listen music,else you will be out of tune.

20Hasty decisions result in Nasty decisions.

21.Richness is a sign of caution 

22.Live to eat is bad

     Eate to live is good.

23.Childishnes is bad

      Child like is good.

24.Be ,brave always.

25.Cowardice never pays.

26.Let your creativity soar.

27 Be regular in attendence.

28 Never be wanting in knowledge

29.Music cures everything.

30.Don,t allow mind to go for 

Wool gathering..

31.Patriotism brings unity.

32.Far fetched ideas never works.

33. Be judicious in approach

34.National Integration is the key word for unity.

35.Emotional Integration is the seed for National Integration.

36.Man is a social animal.

37.Regretness after action is bad.

38.Life is for enjoyment.

39.Be aloof from bad men.

40.Religion is a way of life.

Music Jokes.

1.Alady singer was singing.Suddenly a wasp started zooming around her with his sound.

She got angry and said ",We cannot go together in sruti,you Go!Ha!ha!

2.in a concert ,the mridangam artist cannot go together.Seeing this ,vocalist got angry and said He! "United,you stand ,divided you fall".Ha!,ha!

3.When the sang started,the mridangam artist said "this is "chaturasra jati triputa Thalam.  ,Against this Ghatam player said"NoThis is ,Aadi taalam".

Vocalist intervened and said 

you fools! 4both are one and the same.,!,Ha!Ha!

4.A concert was in full session,accidently vionist bow hit the vocalist.,who shouted 

*."You Apaswara! Ha!Ha!

5.In the midst of a concert,Bhagavathar adjusted

His tuft.Violinist said "Be careful, else River Ganga will fall (like, fromParameshwaras,head)Ha!Ha!.

6.in a concert ,sruti was not ok Vocalist shouted,Sruti!Sruti!

Afront row girl "I am here"( her name is sruti) Ha?Ha!

7.At the end of concert

vocalist was given ₹1,000/,

And for violinist ₹500/.

Vionist asked Why?

Vocalist replied"You have only half baked knowledge!Ha!Ha!

8.In midst of a concert,vocalist stopped suddenly.Seeing this, violinist 

Asked 'Maunam Eno? Ha!Ha!

9.A concert was about to start.TheVocalist started"Rama,!Rama!

One stood up and said "This is not Bhajan!Ha!Ha!

10.A concert was concluding,every one got up.

Vocalist,Why?Why?

Rasikas.Enougj!Enough!Ha!Ha

Supreme Court Collegium.

Dear sir,

Your article on Law Minister,  heavly on collegium ,s handling on Intelligence Report on appointment of judges.

He is of the view that generally Judges are not subject to public criticism or nor

 they do standing for election .

             They enjoy these privileges and totally un necessary on their part to intervene on selection of judges,  on appointment,which more or less exclusive duty of the govt.

It is in their hands ,to see that they put an end to this controversy.

K Hariharan,Sandiego, USA 

Music Jokes

1.Aconcert was in session and suddenly the lady singers' 

hair-do fell down!

Seeing this a front row mami said "Poor lady,What a fall! Ha!Ha!

2.In a concert ,there was no co_ordination between vocalist and violinist.He said 

"We stand poles apart"Ha!Ha!

3.In a concert ,the "Ghatam"vidwan could not match with the vocalist.He shouted"Iam left alone"Ha!Ha!.

4.Avocalist sang "Enraikku kripai Varumo Ayya"

One stood up and said .Never!Ha!Ha!

5.A vocalist displayedThis is 

"Kantajati Ada Thalam, Thisra 

Nadai"

One said "My God ,! What a thala!

6.A vocalist said "I can do wonders in thala,but this is not the place."

One said ,"O!God!We are saved!

7.In the midst of a song,vocalist forgot the next line and he turned back to the sisya behind.,who said "we are saling in same boat".Ha!Ha!

8.A vocalist could not get the next song and he started thinking.

One said "Too much thinking is very bad"Ha!Ha!

9.Avocalist got overjoyed and said "What a song!What asong!

One said "OK!OK!,Pl continue!Ha!Ha!

10.A vocalist sang "Mangalam and ended the concert".

One said' O!God! You saved me !Ha!Ha!.

Music Jokes

1.On a concert ,vocalist proclimed ,I am going to sing,

A raga ,which you have never heard of."

One said "We will never listen"

Ha!Ha!

2.In a concert a lady vocalist made all adjustments-adjusting hair,eye brows,saree etc.

One said "she is full of adjustments."Ha!Ha!

3.one lady vocalist sang raga 

"Karna Ranjani"

One said "Oh!God'It is "Karna Vanjani"

4In a concert ,there was afight between vocalist and violinist.

One said"Cold war is going on '

Ha!Ha!

5. A vocalist sang "Ellam Nameke Sontham"

One said "No!No!, ha!ha!

6. In a concert violinist broke the string!

Vocalist "oh! God! "I am broken".Ha!,Ha!

7.A vocalist sang "Naalai varuma".

One said.For you "No! Ha!Ha!

8.A vocalist was singing very well.and was raining.

One said "Raining both inside and outside" Ha!Ha!.

9.A lady vocalist was very beautiful and was  singing.

One front row lady " What a beauty! she is like a cinema

Actress."

Hearing this, the  singer lady

"Is it so?.OK.Ha! Ha!

10.One singer singing" VA ,VA,"

Muruga!

One said ,Never!Never! Ha? ha!.

letters to The Editor

your editorial on 'Hardly there is any autonomy at Panchayat level." Dt 20th JanApropose uary . 23.

Mahatma Gandhi said ,India,s life lies in villages and it should be governed by Panchayats.

This aphorism lies only in paper but not in spirit.All Govts.are for Panchayat Raj and to this effect Panchyat Raj Bill was passed in Parliament.

                  But in practice,as you said ,hardly there is any autonomy .Though there are many reasons,the village people are still subject to money  power and muscle power of the village head and it's co-horts.

If at all , there is any  contrary decision made ,there is no guaranty for the life of the person concerned.Naturally ,they are subject to the whims and fancies of the village heads and the result is "power"holds the key,and autonomy is absent. Añd "hard and fast rule prevails.

K.Hariharan,Sandiego,USA.