jokes

Music jokes.

1.A concert was in full session

Suddenly, an ass entered and started blewing,all laughed violently.Ha,!,Ha!

2.In a concert,there was no 

co-ordination between mritangam artist and Ghatam artist.Seeing this vocalist intervened and said "No animosity.! Pl play "Tani avartanam".,Ha! Ha!

3.In a concert musician did a difficult piece.violinist could not follow and kept quiet.

Musician sang "Maunam

Satipatheno"( Tamil)Ha,! ha!

4.In a  Concert,violinist was not following closely with thala.Vocalist said Come closer".but violinist replied I can come,but my bow will hit you"ha!ha!

5.In a concert lady singer came gorgeous and was singing.

A front row woman said "She is like 'Ambaal".Hearing this singer said "Amaam"(Tamil").ha!ha!

6.A lady singer came with full make up and singing.

A front row woman said "she

Looks 10years younger"

Hearing this ,lady singer said

"Is it so "! Ha!Ha!

7.In a concert,vocalist raised his two hands up,and singing!.

One said," you gave up everything" ha!ha!

8. In a concert,mridangam artist was playing violently."

Vocalist said "Is it. Thundering'Ha!ha!

9.A vocalist was singing

"Vaa Vaa Muruga"

One said "if you sing like this Murugan will never come"Ha!Ha!

10.The violinist did a mistake.

Seeing this ,the vocalist said 

"What is wrong with u"

V.replied " Nothing wrong with me ,but the violin! Ha!ha!.