Sunday, January 15, 2023

Music jokes

1.A concert was about to start.Vocalist opened his mouth,suddenly a bunch of mosquitos went in.He produced un musical sounds.What? Ha!Ha!
2.A vocalist started singing Thyagaraja kriti "Sani Thodi"
One rasika "What is this?He is calling Thodi Raga Sani (Tamil) Thodi.Ha!Ha!
3.A vocalist was singing "Subha Panthu varali"
One rasika "*raga is Panthuvarali".
Second man corrected him saying.it is Sub.Panthu..".
First man "What if,I have covered half way!",Ha!Ha!.
4.A lady vocalist was singing,wearing lot of jewels.
One front row rasika mami.
Oh!God ,it must be valued 3 lakhs .
(Over hearing this) the lady vocalist"Mami,I will tell u the exact value ,after the concert,ok. ,"Ha!Ha!
5.A concert was about to start. musician adjusted sruti
"Sa ri " 
one rasika "Ellam "Seria  than
Erukku"(Tamil. Seri'")
U can start.!Ha!Ha!
6.one Bhagavathar was singing,his "Tuppatta" was flying.(under the fan")
One said "He is singing with flying colours."Ha!Ha! 
7.A concert was in full session ,in last row two fellows were fighting for a seat.Seeing this,the. Vocalist started singing "vilayada ithu nerama "
All laughed.Ha! ha!
8.one vocalist was singing ,looking a God,s photo,"Enne ghavani appa""(Tamil")
One said ,"Definitely, Definitely".HaHa!.
9. One vocalist ,while singing said "Muruga!Muruga!
One  said"Murugan will definitely help u" You continue.Ha!Ha!.
10.one vocalist saidinaconcert
"Next , item will be "a difficult raga,and difficult thala" 
One said "it will be very difficult for us to listen"Ha!Ha!.


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