jokes

School jokes:

1.teacher,wrote a problem on the board and sat and became  asleep,when he awoke he saw there was nobody in the class.ha!ha!

2.teacher went near a student and asked him "Are you able to understand me !

Student "nothing"ha!ha!

3.Teacher,when entered ,he saw nobody in the class!

Suddenly all students appeared,just under the desk and made a big laugh.!ea

Teacher got shivered! Ha!ha!.

4. Teacher suddenly heard a big sound .Finding that it was  a snoring sound from a student,he went near him and asked ,where are u?

Stu.I was just in heaven! Ha!ha!

5. Teacher came and found there was big commotion in the class.Simply ,he went out! Ha!,ha!

,6.Teacher said "Dear students

"I am always with u" and he saw ,back benchers were snoring!.Ha ! !

7.A student 'teacher ,I want to go out and see my friend waiting.'

(That was his house dog).Ha! ha!

8.Teacher got angry and said "u fellows go to hell!"

Stu.sir,we are already there"? Ha!ha!.

9.Teachr read a passage"

Knowledge increases by teacher! 

Stu.No!No!.Ha! Ha!

10.A girl came late .

Teacher asked her "Why u are late"

Stu . Because,I ....

Tea.enough,enough! Go! Ha!Ha!.

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