Saturday, January 21, 2023

Music Jokes

1.On a concert ,vocalist proclimed ,I am going to sing,
A raga ,which you have never heard of."
One said "We will never listen"
Ha!Ha!
2.In a concert a lady vocalist made all adjustments-adjusting hair,eye brows,saree etc.
One said "she is full of adjustments."Ha!Ha!
3.one lady vocalist sang raga 
"Karna Ranjani"
One said "Oh!God'It is "Karna Vanjani"
4In a concert ,there was afight between vocalist and violinist.
One said"Cold war is going on '
Ha!Ha!
5. A vocalist sang "Ellam Nameke Sontham"
One said "No!No!, ha!ha!
6. In a concert violinist broke the string!
Vocalist "oh! God! "I am broken".Ha!,Ha!
7.A vocalist sang "Naalai varuma".
One said.For you "No! Ha!Ha!
8.A vocalist was singing very well.and was raining.
One said "Raining both inside and outside" Ha!Ha!.
9.A lady vocalist was very beautiful and was  singing.
One front row lady " What a beauty! she is like a cinema
Actress."
Hearing this, the  singer lady
"Is it so?.OK.Ha! Ha!
10.One singer singing" VA ,VA,"
Muruga!
One said ,Never!Never! Ha? ha!.


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