1.H,to wife, "you look beautiful today".
W."only today?"Ha! Ha!
2.,There was a knock on the door.
Husband, went and opened the door .seeing a lady was standing.H,asked her to come
In and she came.
Seeing the lady
W,asked "who are you"
She replied"I know your husband.!
What? Ha!ha!
3.Hand W, went for walking.
On way,wife saw a man and recognised him.!
H.What? Ha!ha!.
4.H&W were rolling on the bed.
W."I don't get sleep."
H "I also"
Suddenly ,wife said ",I have
forgotten,my mother is coming tomorrow!
Immediately H went to sleep. Ha!Ha!.
5.On seeing a man was sitting on the varanda .,
H,asked, who are you?
The man replied ,"your wife knows me"
What?Ha!Ha!
6 W".I am going to try a new receipe now"
H."I am going to a Hotel now!
Ha!ha!
7.Wife read a passage " Hot words never pays."
H."you obey first"
Wife became angry and both started fighting.Ha!ha!.
8.wife read a passage'" A stich in time saves nine "
H.you never do!
W.What?ha!ha!.
9. In a house a dog was barking.
H.went to the door and ensured no one came.
But said ponting to the dog
"You have become like my wife"
Hearing this,Wife .What,? Ha!Ha.
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