Music Jokes

1.In the midst of a concert,vocalist got sore throat and became silent.

Utilizing this opportunity the violinist played a solo concert and was happy..Ha!Ha!.

2.In a  concert,Bhagavathar raised his hands up and was still trying.

One said ,"No chance'Ha!Ha!

3.in a concert ,Vocalist made all mannerisms with his hands.The violinis keeping a distance said ,"So near,yet far" .Ha!Ha!

4.vocalist sang"Vendaam Vendave Vendam"

One said Ok,Ok.

5.Vocalist sangVaathapikana""

When swara singing ,he sang 

Vaa,Thaa repeatedly.

One said ,"definitely we will give."Ha!Ha

6.A lady vocalist came full of Make Up.

One front row mami said "One more bit of make up,she will equal Nayanthara.Ha!Ha!

7.A vocalist sang "Jeevitham

Ennathu!

One said "You realised,Ok Ok.Ha!Ha!

8. "A vocalist sang"Eppavum Naan Un Koode!

One said"Vendave Vendaam"Ha!Ha!

Divine Digest.

1.God is Ominiprescent.

2God is  omniscient.

3.God is Ubiquitous

4.Rome was not built in a day.

5.Be a Roman ,When you are in Rome.

6High hills grow less as we ascend them.

7.Slow and steady win the race 

8.Hot words never pays.

9.Life is wonder.

10 Span of life is very short..

11.Hurry,Worry,and Hot curry

not good 

12.Play well,Eate well ,Sleep well and study well.(for children)

13.Shine or shower,

      Shines and shines

      Music only.

14.God,s actions are wonders only.

15.Never quarrel with anybody.

16.Kindness rule the world.

17.Soft words always pay.

18.Music is beyond boundry.

19.Listen music,else you will be out of tune.

20Hasty decisions result in Nasty decisions.

21.Richness is a sign of caution 

22.Live to eat is bad

     Eate to live is good.

23.Childishnes is bad

      Child like is good.

24.Be ,brave always.

25.Cowardice never pays.

26.Let your creativity soar.

27 Be regular in attendence.

28 Never be wanting in knowledge

29.Music cures everything.

30.Don,t allow mind to go for 

Wool gathering..

31.Patriotism brings unity.

32.Far fetched ideas never works.

33. Be judicious in approach

34.National Integration is the key word for unity.

35.Emotional Integration is the seed for National Integration.

36.Man is a social animal.

37.Regretness after action is bad.

38.Life is for enjoyment.

39.Be aloof from bad men.

40.Religion is a way of life.

Music Jokes.

1.Alady singer was singing.Suddenly a wasp started zooming around her with his sound.

She got angry and said ",We cannot go together in sruti,you Go!Ha!ha!

2.in a concert ,the mridangam artist cannot go together.Seeing this ,vocalist got angry and said He! "United,you stand ,divided you fall".Ha!,ha!

3.When the sang started,the mridangam artist said "this is "chaturasra jati triputa Thalam.  ,Against this Ghatam player said"NoThis is ,Aadi taalam".

Vocalist intervened and said 

you fools! 4both are one and the same.,!,Ha!Ha!

4.A concert was in full session,accidently vionist bow hit the vocalist.,who shouted 

*."You Apaswara! Ha!Ha!

5.In the midst of a concert,Bhagavathar adjusted

His tuft.Violinist said "Be careful, else River Ganga will fall (like, fromParameshwaras,head)Ha!Ha!.

6.in a concert ,sruti was not ok Vocalist shouted,Sruti!Sruti!

Afront row girl "I am here"( her name is sruti) Ha?Ha!

7.At the end of concert

vocalist was given ₹1,000/,

And for violinist ₹500/.

Vionist asked Why?

Vocalist replied"You have only half baked knowledge!Ha!Ha!

8.In midst of a concert,vocalist stopped suddenly.Seeing this, violinist 

Asked 'Maunam Eno? Ha!Ha!

9.A concert was about to start.TheVocalist started"Rama,!Rama!

One stood up and said "This is not Bhajan!Ha!Ha!

10.A concert was concluding,every one got up.

Vocalist,Why?Why?

Rasikas.Enougj!Enough!Ha!Ha

Supreme Court Collegium.

Dear sir,

Your article on Law Minister,  heavly on collegium ,s handling on Intelligence Report on appointment of judges.

He is of the view that generally Judges are not subject to public criticism or nor

 they do standing for election .

             They enjoy these privileges and totally un necessary on their part to intervene on selection of judges,  on appointment,which more or less exclusive duty of the govt.

It is in their hands ,to see that they put an end to this controversy.

K Hariharan,Sandiego, USA 

Music Jokes

1.Aconcert was in session and suddenly the lady singers' 

hair-do fell down!

Seeing this a front row mami said "Poor lady,What a fall! Ha!Ha!

2.In a concert ,there was no co_ordination between vocalist and violinist.He said 

"We stand poles apart"Ha!Ha!

3.In a concert ,the "Ghatam"vidwan could not match with the vocalist.He shouted"Iam left alone"Ha!Ha!.

4.Avocalist sang "Enraikku kripai Varumo Ayya"

One stood up and said .Never!Ha!Ha!

5.A vocalist displayedThis is 

"Kantajati Ada Thalam, Thisra 

Nadai"

One said "My God ,! What a thala!

6.A vocalist said "I can do wonders in thala,but this is not the place."

One said ,"O!God!We are saved!

7.In the midst of a song,vocalist forgot the next line and he turned back to the sisya behind.,who said "we are saling in same boat".Ha!Ha!

8.A vocalist could not get the next song and he started thinking.

One said "Too much thinking is very bad"Ha!Ha!

9.Avocalist got overjoyed and said "What a song!What asong!

One said "OK!OK!,Pl continue!Ha!Ha!

10.A vocalist sang "Mangalam and ended the concert".

One said' O!God! You saved me !Ha!Ha!.

Music Jokes

1.On a concert ,vocalist proclimed ,I am going to sing,

A raga ,which you have never heard of."

One said "We will never listen"

Ha!Ha!

2.In a concert a lady vocalist made all adjustments-adjusting hair,eye brows,saree etc.

One said "she is full of adjustments."Ha!Ha!

3.one lady vocalist sang raga 

"Karna Ranjani"

One said "Oh!God'It is "Karna Vanjani"

4In a concert ,there was afight between vocalist and violinist.

One said"Cold war is going on '

Ha!Ha!

5. A vocalist sang "Ellam Nameke Sontham"

One said "No!No!, ha!ha!

6. In a concert violinist broke the string!

Vocalist "oh! God! "I am broken".Ha!,Ha!

7.A vocalist sang "Naalai varuma".

One said.For you "No! Ha!Ha!

8.A vocalist was singing very well.and was raining.

One said "Raining both inside and outside" Ha!Ha!.

9.A lady vocalist was very beautiful and was  singing.

One front row lady " What a beauty! she is like a cinema

Actress."

Hearing this, the  singer lady

"Is it so?.OK.Ha! Ha!

10.One singer singing" VA ,VA,"

Muruga!

One said ,Never!Never! Ha? ha!.

letters to The Editor

your editorial on 'Hardly there is any autonomy at Panchayat level." Dt 20th JanApropose uary . 23.

Mahatma Gandhi said ,India,s life lies in villages and it should be governed by Panchayats.

This aphorism lies only in paper but not in spirit.All Govts.are for Panchayat Raj and to this effect Panchyat Raj Bill was passed in Parliament.

                  But in practice,as you said ,hardly there is any autonomy .Though there are many reasons,the village people are still subject to money  power and muscle power of the village head and it's co-horts.

If at all , there is any  contrary decision made ,there is no guaranty for the life of the person concerned.Naturally ,they are subject to the whims and fancies of the village heads and the result is "power"holds the key,and autonomy is absent. Añd "hard and fast rule prevails.

K.Hariharan,Sandiego,USA.

jokes

Music jokes.

1.A concert was in full session

Suddenly, an ass entered and started blewing,all laughed violently.Ha,!,Ha!

2.In a concert,there was no 

co-ordination between mritangam artist and Ghatam artist.Seeing this vocalist intervened and said "No animosity.! Pl play "Tani avartanam".,Ha! Ha!

3.In a concert musician did a difficult piece.violinist could not follow and kept quiet.

Musician sang "Maunam

Satipatheno"( Tamil)Ha,! ha!

4.In a  Concert,violinist was not following closely with thala.Vocalist said Come closer".but violinist replied I can come,but my bow will hit you"ha!ha!

5.In a concert lady singer came gorgeous and was singing.

A front row woman said "She is like 'Ambaal".Hearing this singer said "Amaam"(Tamil").ha!ha!

6.A lady singer came with full make up and singing.

A front row woman said "she

Looks 10years younger"

Hearing this ,lady singer said

"Is it so "! Ha!Ha!

7.In a concert,vocalist raised his two hands up,and singing!.

One said," you gave up everything" ha!ha!

8. In a concert,mridangam artist was playing violently."

Vocalist said "Is it. Thundering'Ha!ha!

9.A vocalist was singing

"Vaa Vaa Muruga"

One said "if you sing like this Murugan will never come"Ha!Ha!

10.The violinist did a mistake.

Seeing this ,the vocalist said 

"What is wrong with u"

V.replied " Nothing wrong with me ,but the violin! Ha!ha!.

Music jokes

1.A concert was about to start.Vocalist opened his mouth,suddenly a bunch of mosquitos went in.He produced un musical sounds.What? Ha!Ha!

2.A vocalist started singing Thyagaraja kriti "Sani Thodi"

One rasika "What is this?He is calling Thodi Raga Sani (Tamil) Thodi.Ha!Ha!

3.A vocalist was singing "Subha Panthu varali"

One rasika "*raga is Panthuvarali".

Second man corrected him saying.it is Sub.Panthu..".

First man "What if,I have covered half way!",Ha!Ha!.

4.A lady vocalist was singing,wearing lot of jewels.

One front row rasika mami.

Oh!God ,it must be valued 3 lakhs .

(Over hearing this) the lady vocalist"Mami,I will tell u the exact value ,after the concert,ok. ,"Ha!Ha!

5.A concert was about to start. musician adjusted sruti

"Sa ri " 

one rasika "Ellam "Seria  than

Erukku"(Tamil. Seri'")

U can start.!Ha!Ha!

6.one Bhagavathar was singing,his "Tuppatta" was flying.(under the fan")

One said "He is singing with flying colours."Ha!Ha! 

7.A concert was in full session ,in last row two fellows were fighting for a seat.Seeing this,the. Vocalist started singing "vilayada ithu nerama "

All laughed.Ha! ha!

8.one vocalist was singing ,looking a God,s photo,"Enne ghavani appa""(Tamil")

One said ,"Definitely, Definitely".HaHa!.

9. One vocalist ,while singing said "Muruga!Muruga!

One  said"Murugan will definitely help u" You continue.Ha!Ha!.

10.one vocalist saidinaconcert

"Next , item will be "a difficult raga,and difficult thala" 

One said "it will be very difficult for us to listen"Ha!Ha!.

Mountain

Bearing the responsibility of

Protecting the demarcation of territory,let me call myself as 

"Protector of the country"

Holding lofty heights,allowing ",The Eternal Marshaller of theday" "topassthrough, there by producing wintry mornings and meloncholy evenings,let me enjoy the changes that occur in the mundane atmosphere.". 

I am christened as 'Blue Moutains" and I enjoy the scintillating nomenclature

Given to me by God!.

Shine or shower in Nature occur because of mines action and I hold full responsibility.

Clothed in "molecules of ice dews ,and allowing  to have

 the mundane creatures to have their sway,I hold a gigantic look .

Wars are fought on my lap, and I bear the brunt insentially.

Habitation alsocoexist,,bearing all the vicissitudes of Nature.

To cap it all,Mountains do hold  an important part of any  country.

By hanquill@gmail.com.

Flower.by hanquill@gmail.com

Born for giving happiness, 

Peace,tranquility,good-aroma,

To all mundane creatures.

The very sight of mine provides wonderful ambience and beckon birds and insects.

Vibjiyor colours are my ownership,but may vary sizes in profile.

Giving solace to one and all 

Is my habit.  Providing Equanimity in monetary status is my care.

Whether in God's abode or in coffins abode ,let me appear evenly.

My life span exists between 

Morning and evening only,ofcourse exception occurs in rare cases.

Procreation is one of my job,and I carry on deligently.

I hold the proverb "a thing of beauty is a joy for ever."

Sad or joy ,I care least.

Ubiquitous appearance is my habit. 

Can you count a world without me.!

Wonder!

Wonder, by Hanquill.

Eternal Marshaller of the day,

Rises in morning and sets in the evening,producing nothing but  "Wonder".

Setting "Shine or shower" in different parts of world in different colours,can be called only as "Wonder,"

Also producing so many wonders:, Flower's bloom,Rivers flow,life starts with waxing and waning,both for flora and fauna,behavioural

Changes occur for human and animals,all--endless activities,

Summing up to call as ,nothing but ,",Wonder"

Oh!God ! What a "wonder" Nature produces.

jokes

School jokes:

1.teacher,wrote a problem on the board and sat and became  asleep,when he awoke he saw there was nobody in the class.ha!ha!

2.teacher went near a student and asked him "Are you able to understand me !

Student "nothing"ha!ha!

3.Teacher,when entered ,he saw nobody in the class!

Suddenly all students appeared,just under the desk and made a big laugh.!ea

Teacher got shivered! Ha!ha!.

4. Teacher suddenly heard a big sound .Finding that it was  a snoring sound from a student,he went near him and asked ,where are u?

Stu.I was just in heaven! Ha!ha!

5. Teacher came and found there was big commotion in the class.Simply ,he went out! Ha!,ha!

,6.Teacher said "Dear students

"I am always with u" and he saw ,back benchers were snoring!.Ha ! !

7.A student 'teacher ,I want to go out and see my friend waiting.'

(That was his house dog).Ha! ha!

8.Teacher got angry and said "u fellows go to hell!"

Stu.sir,we are already there"? Ha!ha!.

9.Teachr read a passage"

Knowledge increases by teacher! 

Stu.No!No!.Ha! Ha!

10.A girl came late .

Teacher asked her "Why u are late"

Stu . Because,I ....

Tea.enough,enough! Go! Ha!Ha!.

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Jokes.H&w.

1 .Hus.went for a Hair cutting and came fully shaven head.

W .What?All your charm has gone!

Ha!Ha!

2. W. Tomorrow is my birthday and All my friends will be here.

H .What?I will be going out to see my friend.! Ha!ha!

3. Wife read a passage, "Never quarrel with husband"!and 

Said"not applicable to u " pointing to H .ha!Ha!

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Jokes:Husband ,wife.

1.H,to wife, "you look beautiful today".

W."only today?"Ha! Ha!

2.,There was a knock on the door.

Husband, went and opened the door .seeing a lady was standing.H,asked her to come 

In and she came.

Seeing the  lady  

W,asked "who are you"

She replied"I know your husband.!

What? Ha!ha!

3.Hand W, went for walking.

On way,wife saw a man and recognised him.!

H.What? Ha!ha!.

4.H&W were rolling on the bed.

W."I don't get sleep."

H "I also"

Suddenly ,wife  said ",I have

 forgotten,my mother is coming tomorrow!

Immediately H went to sleep. Ha!Ha!.

5.On seeing a man was sitting on the varanda .,

H,asked, who are you?

The man replied ,"your wife knows me"

What?Ha!Ha!

6 W".I am going to try a new receipe now"

H."I am going to a Hotel now!

Ha!ha!

7.Wife read a passage " Hot words never pays."

H."you obey first"

Wife became angry and both started fighting.Ha!ha!.

8.wife read a passage'" A stich in time saves nine "

H.you never do!

W.What?ha!ha!.

9. In a house a dog was barking.

H.went to the door and ensured no one came.

But said ponting to the dog

"You have become like my wife"

Hearing this,Wife .What,? Ha!Ha.